No, of course it’s not true. I just liked the alliteration. And the dream. The ambition was sparked by a Waitrose ad declaring themselves the UK’s favourite supermarket. How do they know? Is it true? How do you measure something like that? Now I have to admit that Waitrose is my favourite supermarket, not that I frequent any of them that much. But nobody asked me for my view. Maybe they asked three people who all said it was their favourite. Would that justify their claim?

We see these claims most often in the world of publishing. Buy Fred Smith’s best selling autobiography now. Who’s Fred Smith? No idea but he must be good as he has a bestseller. Of course it’s Fred Smith’s best selling book. It’s the only one he’s written. Never mind the fact that he’s only sold a copy to his mum and the lady across the road. It’s his bestseller. So here’s the deal. I’ll say that you are my favourite whatever it happens to be if you vote for The Watercooler as Britain’s Best Business Blog. OK?

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The shipping forecast is an object lesson in conveying complex information with clarity. It follows exactly the same format day in, day out. There are no confusing charts or manic presenters, just data delivered for each sea area in a consistent format. If you are a regular listener, and I accept that you may not be, you will know exactly what to expect. It is designed thus so that it is possible to record the information even though you may be being tossed about on the briny.

If you are going to make a presentation you will find that the audience absorbs the information much more readily if they know what to expect. So outline what you are going to tell them, then tell them, and finally, just to make sure that they have understood, recap on the main points that you wish to convey. Fail to do this and you are likely to join the scores of presentation givers who are as confusing as the seas off Dover when a gale force wind going one way meets the tide flowing in the opposite direction. Except that you will be somewhat less interesting.

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No, not Brigitte Bardot – oops, just given away my age, although not as old as said lady, he said ungallantly. It is 10 years since Broadband arrived on the scene. Gosh, ten years of whizzy Internet connection. Unless you live where it is slightly less whizzy. Or like my laptop, your device fails to register that there is such a thing most mornings and demands attention like a young child before it can be coaxed into connecting.

Just stop for a minute to think how the world has changed in that ten years. For most of us it would be inconceivable now not to have a broadband Internet connection. As we have heard in the last few days, the Internet has turned journalism upside down. Is The Times trying to bolt the stable door when free news has already escaped? Are you trying to bolt any doors rather than embrace change and be on its front line?

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OK, it would have been a better headline if I’d been American and could have spelled it ‘tired’. But whichever way you spell those round black rubber things, Jenson Button’s tyre change decision won him the Australian Grand Prix. Team mate Lewis Hamilton had his tyre change call made by the team and they got it wrong. Does this mean that McLaren don’t trust Lewis’s judgement or maybe he doesn’t have the confidence to question them? Button certainly made a case for letting the front line make the final decision.

Jenson’s early tyre change also demonstrated the benefit of doing something daringly different from your competitors, who then followed sheep-like. But by then they had lost the advantage.

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My PC is in theoffice upstairs and my laptop is on the boardroom (aka the dining room) table. I was trying to decide where to work. The laptop seemed more appealing. Couldn’t figure out why until I realised it wasn’t the equipment that made the difference. My desk is cluttered with paper, pens, staplers … you name it and it’s on the desk. On the other hand, the dining room table is free from clutter.

Discovering that I prefer a clutter free environment is most unfortunate. It means that today I must have a major tidy up so that once more I may see my desk clearly. What a way to spend Saturday morning!

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