“I believe what I said yesterday. I don’t know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it’s what I said.” (US ex-Defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld.)
Welcome to the home for the bewildered Donald! But at least we have the weekend to recover … unless we’re a football manager:
“I am enjoying being a manager – except for Saturday afternoons.” (Bournemouth FC manager Kevin Bond after seeing his side crash 3-1 at home to Rotherham several years back).

